After the seriousness of yesterday’s up! review, the desire to make a play on words with the new VW was too great.
Volkswagen are clearly already aware of this, just look at the model names they’re already using:
Take up! – Base specification,
Move up! – Next model up with slightly more kit,
High up! – Top of the line, clearly,
e-up! – Electric concept car version (also great for those from Yorkshire).
There’s also two special edition versions which, for reasons I can’t possibly imagine, don’t use the same naming convention:
up! Black,
up! White.
Anyway, to help VW out, here are my own new model suggestions:
up! Hill, Down Dale – Perfect for a 4×4 off-road version.
Open up! – Convertible model.
Lighten up! – A BMW CSL stripped out, lightweight edition.
Power up! – Forget a GT or GTI performance edition, this is the name to call your hot baby-hatch.
What do you think? Any other suggestions, hit the comment button below!
Man up! – (an alternative name for the GTi Power up! version)
Souped up! – a model with a vast range of body kits and nitro for the boy racers out there
Loved up! – a model which comes in hot pink with an array of fluffy pink accessories
Cock up! – Any model of up! That has been wrapped around a lamppost by it’s owner.